My Suprachiasmatic nucleus is SO MAD at me right now

Assessment: 27 yo intern p/w erratic sleep schedule s/p rapid night-day scheduling shift, at risk for impending circadian failure. Post-sched-chng Day #1.

Plan:

  • NPO for AM rounds d.t. professionalism
  • Post-rounds may PO caffeine ad lib, goal volume 200 mL QD
  • Rapid caffeine taper 4 hours prior to end of shift
  • Will not monitor I&Os; could not care less frankly
  • C/s Taylor Swift for reccs on afternoon dance break
  • Dispo: neverrr
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One thought on “My Suprachiasmatic nucleus is SO MAD at me right now

  1. Yes for excessive volumes of caffeine liquid, yes for plenty of embarrassing dance breaks, and yes to not monitoring inputs & outputs… who even does?

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