Assessment: 27 yo intern p/w erratic sleep schedule s/p rapid night-day scheduling shift, at risk for impending circadian failure. Post-sched-chng Day #1.
Plan:
- NPO for AM rounds d.t. professionalism
- Post-rounds may PO caffeine ad lib, goal volume 200 mL QD
- Rapid caffeine taper 4 hours prior to end of shift
- Will not monitor I&Os; could not care less frankly
- C/s Taylor Swift for reccs on afternoon dance break
- Dispo: neverrr
Action Potential 
Yes for excessive volumes of caffeine liquid, yes for plenty of embarrassing dance breaks, and yes to not monitoring inputs & outputs… who even does?