Scuttiest Mission Ever

Fellow: Ugh, I had genetics clinic last month with Dr. Attending. I need to give him these results, but now I can’t find him!

Resident: Oh, because the genetics offices moved?

Fellow: And no one knows where they are! I asked Dr. Attending, but he just shrugged and said he wasn’t sure.

Resident: How can Dr. Attending not know where his own office is?

Fellow: Even the front desk doesn’t know. I asked. They don’t even know what building it’s in.

Me: That’s crazy. How do they expect you to find it? I mean, the hospital covers like 12 blocks.

are you kidding me

everyone staring judgey

Fellow: Wait a minute. Hi. …. hey, AP?

Me: …

i know this is a trap but i don't know how

Fellow: Listen. Would you mind, terribly –

Me: Oh god.

Fellow: Would you mind dropping this off for him?

Me: At the… genetics office?

Fellow: Right.

Me: The only thing is – I don’t know that patient, or the attending, or actually even this hospital, so  –

Fellow: Great! Thanks! See-you-at-noon-conference-BYE!

everything hurts and i'm dying

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11 thoughts on “Scuttiest Mission Ever

  1. You’re alive! It now makes sense. You’re forgiven for not posting; I understand you’ve been looking for the genetics office all this time 🙂
    (just kidding…hope all is well and that you’re surviving/having fun/something)

  2. That’s pretty bad. My worst scut task back when I was a student was to find the “piece of cake from the cafeteria with the most icing on it” for an OBGYN resident. At least I had the benefit of knowing that such a piece of cake actually existed within the walls of the hospital.

  3. Uh-huh. Or, “I can’t find the patient’s imaging CD in the radiology department. They say it’s lost. Would you give it a try?” Yeah… because if they wouldn’t give it to the doctor they are totally going to give it to me.

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