Student A: I can’t wait until the psych test is over. I’m so sick of memorizing diagnoses – I mean, I’m sorry, but the DSM is just so arbitrary it’s stupid.
Me: Yeah, but until we get a blood test for depression, “general consensus of professionals” is the best we can do, you know?
Student B: Hey guys. How’s studying going?
Student A: The DSM is insane.
Student B: … according to what, exactly?