Med student: “Hey, Action Potential! Hi! Haha, funny story – I was actually just yelling at you to come over here – but it turned out it wasn’t you I was yelling at, it was actually a 70 year old woman!”
Me: “…”
Co-intern: “That’s not very funny.”
Med student: “No, no – it was! It was really funny!”
Me: “But I don’t want to look 70…”
Med student: “OHHHH, no – no, you don’t!”
Me: “Oh, good. Whew.”
Med student: “It was your hair!”
Me: …..
Med student: “Because you and the old woman had the same haircut!”
Me: …
Med student: “You know, kind of short?”
Co-intern: “Okay, okay, I think she gets it.”