And like a champion of sloth, carrying the shiny torch of laziness, I finally crossed the finish line into “actually activating my phone.”
(I’m a card-carrying member of the 20th century now! Next stop, fax machines!)
This would all be well and grand if I had been done – oh, I don’t know – approximately anything at all during the month it took me to get around to fixing this, but I didn’t.
Yes, my apathy has leveled up to astonishing heights.
On the brighter side, med school’s been pretty good to me this month. I’m finally getting into the Zen of OB/GYN clinic, reading EKGs and CXRs reasonably adequately, and just overall succeeding at not killing patients.
I feel more and more assured that if the zombie apocalypse comes, I will be reasonably prepared to take care of
my band of survivors completely healthy people with no major trauma.