Guys. I just assembled a super-cool file cabinet cart. (And yes, I know the “super-cool” part is redundant. It’s a file cabinet cart. IT HAS WHEELS. C’mon.)
… Actually, I’m not entirely sure why it has wheels.
I suppose it’s because at some point in the future, my roommates will have a disagreement about something in the medical literature. And I’ll be all, “Be right back,” and then wheel in a super-cool file cabinet and hand them the original article and solve all the problems ever.
There is no way this can fail.
(But seriously, I sorted all of my piles of review articles and old journals into it, color-coded that shit, and parked it beside my desk. BAM. Productivity.)