So all these years, have you been mentally doubling the number of drinks I claim to have per week?
Now that you know I’m onto you and your sneaky doctor tricks, are you going to start quadrupling it?
… Actually, since you’re friends with my mother, quadrupling the number I give you would probably be about right. Fair enough.
Can you teach me how to percuss?
When was the last time you checked CN I?
Oh – and can I get on some Accutane or something? Cause seriously, I’m almost 25, this acne crap is ridiculous.
Yes, I wash my face with warm water.
By the way, since my dad’s BP shows no sign of coming down, when are you going to put him on a thiazide? Does he claim to be implementing ‘lifestyle changes’? He is not.
I mean, I’m not questioning your judgement. Just curious. Seems like it’s time to me, but what do I kno-
Wait, why are you shaking your head and leaving?
Don’t you know that “leaving” isn’t a very good technique for building a humanistic doctor-patient relationship? I know all about humanistic doctor-patient relationships.
Seriously! Come back! I WROTE AN ESSAY ON THAT STUFF.
(When my mother asks me why I haven’t scheduled a check-up for this summer, this will be the entry I point to.)
(Actually, considering the part about quadrupling my alcohol intake… perhaps it won’t. Perhaps it won’t.)