… again, I ask you: Really?
Dear readers, I’ve been diagnosed with a bad case of “Laptop Thigh”. Also known as “Erythema ab igne“. Also known as “No. This Is Not a Real Thing” and “Seriously, That’s A Thing? Sir, If This Were Scrabble I’d Challenge The Hell Out of That” Syndrome.
(When informed of the diagnosis, the patient exhibited a positive “For pete’s sake” sign. Patient was counseled to discontinue use of laptop on lap. Patient exhibited notable skepticism and verbally indicated the possibility of non-compliance. Patient is quite possibly stupid.)
The irony is, I only started putting it on my lap because it seemed to be the best way to fix my studying-induced neck problems.
Med school is so bad for your health.