Kidneys!

So we’re done with lungs and are moving onto renal, which is looking suspiciously like chemistry.  Also, math.

I love kidneys so far, but this is clearly A Whole Other World from the easier pulmonary section, the entirety of which could be neatly summed up as “Pressure = 1/Volume And Smoking Kills“.  (Similar to, but not to be confused with the motto for the cardiology section:  “Pressure = 1/V, Smoking Kills, And You Aren’t Smart Enough For The Rest“).

Who knows what the motto for renal will be.  So far I suspect “Dialysis Cruise Ships:  Hell Yes They Exist”“.  (This is how I know that nephrologists are brilliant.)