“There are 3 types of sleep apnea: Obstructive apnea and central apnea. And mixed apnea, which you have to know for boards, though I don’t believe in it.”
“Clubbing is not just due to tissue hypoxia – there’s also an evil collection of humors under the nailbed.”
“The real problem is the witch’s brew of chemicals contributing to the inflammation. We think.”
(Dear Pulmonology,
Okay, I don’t really believe you’re magic. And you know, I like psychiatry, so we can clearly still be best friends even if you aren’t totally explainable right now, not that I’m saying that.
It’s just that sometimes you’re funny.
Sincerely,
– AP)
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