Quotes of the day: More lung magic

“There are 3 types of sleep apnea:  Obstructive apnea and central apnea.  And mixed apnea, which you have to know for boards, though I don’t believe in it.”

“Clubbing is not just due to tissue hypoxia – there’s also an evil collection of humors under the nailbed.”

“The real problem is the witch’s brew of chemicals contributing to the inflammation.  We think.”

(Dear Pulmonology,

Okay, I don’t really believe you’re magic.  And you know, I like psychiatry, so we can clearly still be best friends even if you aren’t totally explainable right now, not that I’m saying that.

It’s just that sometimes you’re funny.

Sincerely,

– AP)

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