City: 1, Me: 0

NEW RULE:  If a car alarm goes off for at least 30 minutes between the hours of midnight and six am, someone is morally obligated to steal it.

After half an hour, it’s clear that nobody is calling the cops and nobody is coming outside to check on their vehicle – so you just need to take one for the team of Everybody Within A 3 Block Radius and hotwire that sucker out of here.

I don’t care if you wanted it in the first place.  I don’t care if you just innocently bumped into it and it started honking and flashing its lights at you.  I don’t care if you’re an innocent bystander, TAKE THE LOUD CAR AWAY.

Somehow the test still went fine.

22 thoughts on “City: 1, Me: 0

  1. I’ve been tempted to break a window on the offending car, when this happens to me. I mean, if a car alarm is going to wake up everyone (except, apparently, the OWNER) in a 3-block radius, it’s only fair that there should be a good reason for the alarm, right? So what if the reason comes AFTER the alarm? Psh, details.

  2. Old school alarm indeed; the newer ones are required to deactivate after a certain amount of time… Or at least that’s what I’ve heard – don’t know if it’s true.

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