I’m considering my plans for tonight, and at the top of the list is ordering pizza and “watching” the NCAA games while studying pharm flashcards.
I don’t really follow basketball. Still, I think if I turn it on, it’ll make me feel like more of a human being and less of a flashcard-machine/computer-lump – even though it probably won’t affect my concentration.
If that isn’t the saddest thing you’ve read today, I’d like you to consider the fact that ordering pizza is less of a “Because A Game is On!” decision and more of a “Because all I have in my fridge is 3 wilted salads*, beer, and coffee creamer. And the delivery guy from the Chinese place has seen me so frequently this week he refers to me by name, so that’s out” decision.
Alright. ESPN, hyperlipidemia flashcards, and hyperlipidemic food: let’s do this.