Dr. Disappointed: So, what can we say about the rhythm of this tracing?
Cassie: It’s … ventricular?
Dr. Disappointed: Ventricular?! Ugh. Well, I did Cassie’s admissions interview, so I guess that comment is my fault.
Two hours later:
Me: Man, I still can’t believe Dr. Disappointed – that was so uncalled for!
Cassie: Oh, I know! But it’s okay – I googled him, and now I feel so good.
Me: Ooh, what’d you find out?
Cassie: That I have more publications than he does.