I took the first suggestion from the last post and ran with it. (Feel free to suggest others! I have no idea what I’m doing this week. Mostly hanging out with Boyfriend and watching tv, because I’m wild and unpredictable like that.)
Here’s a fictional story from the past of Not House! (He’s the one on the right with House-like hair and not-House-like clothes.)
Action Potential 
1) I have actually used the chlorohexidine mouthwash that they give the people on vents before.
2) Every time I brought a pen to my mouth today, I have thought of this comic. In a bizarre way, it has actually probably improved my hygiene immensely 😛
Chlorohexidine? That’s awesome! Haha.