Professor: The suggested reading for this lecture is a seminal paper in the field published by a first year medical student. At the young age of 24, he had the gift and insight –
Jenny: *whispering loudly to me* A 1st year?! I hate him already. That med student should burn in hell.
Professor: – to write about his subacute bacterial endocarditis right up until two days before his untimely death.
Everyone: *turns around in their seats to stare at Jenny*
Jenny: I SAID NOTHING.