I flew back home to Boyfriend’s apartment today. The airplane was crowded, I was tired and hungry, and I had to sit in the very last row -but luckily, I brought my BRS Embryology, High-Yield Embryo, lecture notes, and pens in my purse, so I was able to get immediately down to the task at hand: Ignoring all of it so I could waste two hours reading SkyMall.
Guys. Important news: did you know that you can buy a 5.5′ tall folding chair for sporting events?* Or a bazillion shady looking devices that will instantly age your wine to an awesome vintage? (It’s true. We’re there. Science has reached that point.**)
I made a mental note of all the awesome gadgets I would buy if I’m ever so rich that I’m just bleeding money and have nothing better to do than to buy a 6′ replica of an Easter Island monolith statue.
Actually, now that I think of it, the idea of me ever having serious money is a terrible one: my reaction to pretty much everything in these kind of catalogs is always about 9 seconds of sheer disbelief and scoffing, followed by the slow realization that if I ever owned the rainbow shower that fades through tons of bright colors? I WOULD SHOWER FIVE TIMES A DAY.
But I guess there’s still useless things of questionable taste that I can buy now, even on a med student budget. I’d hate to pick on any one product, but…. well… I’ll just leave this picture of Sock Monkey Hat and Mittens here.
You must have missed the “Underwater Pogo Stick”.
WHAT. (That’s AWESOME.)
It must not have been in their winter catalog, because I totally took it with me and it’s not there…
oh my god. now I want that rainbow shower. although I think you would have to shower in the dark for it to work. But it looks so cool, I think I could live with that.
Haha, I’m glad I’m not alone in thinking that’s beyond awesome.
I read skymall on my plane today too! I liked the 2 person slanket haha
I liked it too! Haha, and then I started wanting one..
The skittle shower head fascinates me and now I want one for Christmas.