MS1: “God, I’m so tired of hearing about study skills! Take a 5 minute break every hour to rest your eyes, don’t drink too much caffeine, stretch your legs, blah blah –”
MS2: “Haha, that never works. Just cram like hell, don’t work out, and intoxicate your body with stimulants.”
Actually, I think the great irony of med school is that never have I felt so motivated to eat right and exercise (thanks to the lectures on cancer, stroke, and heart attacks)… yet I’ve also never had less time or money with which to do so. Sucks.
This is hilarious. And ironic to boot.